Rafa the Witch
Rafa everyday thinks on murdering someone, she´s like that, always thirsty for murder. When she awake she always do the same:
- First: She curses everyone in the world. Then she waits. After she takes breakfast she curses everyone again and she smiles and then she thinks about her friends. When she does it, she starts getting very angry and she start trying one by one to send them to hospital. She just can´t stop.
- Second: Rafa, also, when she awake she tries to put her fingers on her mouth and then she sends kisses to all with a song, and the song is Teletubbies song, she considers herself “LALA”.
The one from Belgium
There was a guy, in Belgium, and he still is. This guy, Mr. Belgium, is in need everyday to ear people say what he likes the most: a dirty hello. When Mr. Belgium listens is dirty hello, he goes to the bathroom and then he starts his work.
Mr. Belgium, starts hypnotizing all friends, one by one and he always tries to put them saying: Commence – the French word for beginning.
When he realises on first try he made it, then he does other thing else. He looks in the mirror and he says, all naked and that, cloths and feelings off, he says “Commence” and he starts giving slaps in his face with duck mouth.
