The incredible Hulk
There was Hulk, an Italian citizen. He was called that by his mother, because he eats and he can´t stop. She, the mother told him: You will eat so much you will vomit everything one day. He smiled at her and he said: I don´t puke, I stand, as an incredible beast, the one my hart say me to be.
The mother was thinking in him, and decided to tell him to take care.
Mr. Hulk, he likes to eat pasta. In the Italian word “Pene”, and in Portuguese word: “Penne too”. Spanish does have that word too. What can it be?
So, there was Hulk one day, eating his “Pe**e” and he vomited. His mother told him: Stop it, don´t eat so much. Mr. Hulk was upset so he thought in his best friend and he said to him with telepata mor: Man, one day, you will be my slave. Friend did not reply.
So, Mr. Hulk was upset the day after and he read about two hours that day. He thought in is skinny friend and he said to him in a special way: You will eat the most you can.
After three weeks his friend was the fattest guy on earth.
The Voodoo situation
Mr. Voodoo, I tell you, he is in love by Miss Gordinha. He always thinks in her in the morning, in the afternoon and in the night…
Well, forget that last line. Just for you to know, Mr. Voodoo, he does have a daily plan. He first ask his friends to create a belief. The belief he is always asking is: Friends, today we will tell everyone to eat burgers (He thinks he is a Big Mac) and he want to be eaten.
In the night, or for some, at night, he just don´t give up and so, he start imagine burgers everywhere and he spanks himself saying in Portuguese: “Badochinha”, “Badochinha”, “Badochinha”.
